How many times have you seen talking men machos (cant seem to think of the masculine for dolls). It is always the dolls that are talking and wont stop unless you take the batteries out.
I dont belive that any man would dare to talk infront of women. Men talk only with other men, while with women they only listen.
JOKE
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong."
This joke was sent to Mullah KnoxCollege by an anonymous person. Mullah thanks that person for sending him such jokes.
Men dont talk as much as women.Proof?
How many times have you seen talking men machos (cant seem to think of the masculine for dolls). It is always the dolls that are talking and wont stop unless you take the batteries out.
I dont belive that any man would dare to talk infront of women. Men talk only with other men, while with women they only listen.
JOKE
"
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong."
This joke was sent to Mullah KnoxCollege by an anonymous person. Mullah thanks that person for sending him such jokes.