geez louise...get alife...

Urban legend or not... and I still don't think it is..

 Last I am going to say to you on the matter...which is good because even I am getting tired of your battering Texas and my rebuttal.. and for the record..your sense of humor isn't funny on the matter...sarcastic or not...maybe I'm just being prickly right now, but it isn't humorous to me at all.. 

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)