Those of you who know me, also know that I spend every Friday morning looking for a taxi to take me to the hotel to find the car I abandoned the night before. So don't worry, the drunken looney on the highway is not me.

In future I will avoid Vasquez. He is a bad influence on me. I will have to ditch Charan too. From now on I am only going to hang out with Oryx because she doesn't drink and if I need to shake my booty with Mila, then it will be without any alcohol fuelled enthusiasm.

My body is a temple, my mind is as clean as an operating theater. No more contamination. My ballroom days are over baby. 

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde