Yes we are always late coming into wars because we are busy getting into perfect physical shape and kicking ass. You limeys are so jealous of us because when we come over to rescue you from all the scrapes you get into all your women fall in love with us.

We give them silk stockings, chewing gum and we teach them how to dance and we take them away from your gloomy rainy little island to the Land of Milk and Honey. Well we don't take all of them. We leave the ugly ones for you guys because we are warm generous hearted folk. But we also kick a lot of butt and yours will be next.    

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde