sticks and stones may break your bones...

but oryx will always flatten ya...

 

definitely understand the desire part...have told hubby many times to keep reminding me NOT to hit someone when they act like a rude moron...it can be fun, however to take them off at the knees verbally.

 

 

 

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)