You are so not Vietnamese! You are a Brit with absolutely no Vietnamese blood in you at all. I introduced you to a beautiful Vietnamese girl and you couldn't speak any Vitenamese to her. At first I thought you were just tongue tied because of her beauty. But when I had to tell you what the Vietnamese for "Cheers" was, the game was over.  

You have been found out Mr QT.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about