Teach the flatmate like Pavlov's dogs - get one of those air-horns that people take to football matches and stuff (I bought some to wake up my workers after lunch every day!).
Then, every time he/she does something gross, give them a blast of the horn - especially if they're not expecting it. They'll either learn not to, or spend all their time cleaning their underpants.
Teach the flatmate like Pavlov's dogs - get one of those air-horns that people take to football matches and stuff (I bought some to wake up my workers after lunch every day!).
Then, every time he/she does something gross, give them a blast of the horn - especially if they're not expecting it. They'll either learn not to, or spend all their time cleaning their underpants.