A lady who was in despair because nobody wanted her, she was desperate to find a lover but nobody seemed interested, she decided to go to the doctor and ask for help.
The doctor was Chinese, she explained the problem, the Doctor said, prees take off all clothes, on hands and knees crawl to wall,
the woman did as he said,
now, turn round and crawl back.
He then said, get dressed I will send report your house.

A few days later a letter arrived, it said, I am afraid to tell you, you have exakery disease.

In her panic, the lady went back to see the Doctor,
"please Doctor can you tell me, I don't understand what exakery disease is,

The doctor explained "your ass, your face exakery same"