I was very stupid. Well the US and Britain will I hope stay clear of Zimbabwe and allow the great benevolent democratic leader Robert Mugabe to carry on ruling with fairness while his people revel in the luxury of a vibrant economy and excess food supplies. Indeed, a great victory for democracy and sovereignty.

If Zimbabwe is in a mess it is entirely the fault of the US and Britain, those capitalist pariahs.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about