wanna go with me to the souq tonight and purchase a hajib so we won't ever be raped??? and are safe from everything??

sure_hunker...serious...you wouldn't trust your wife if she didn't wear a hajib?? that doesn't speak well for your relationship with her, now does it. That your entire level of trust rests upon that piece of clothing...and for the record..we are NOT X'tians...we are CHRISTians...I don't call you I'ms

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.