If knickers are the "window" to the soul, wouldn't the idea be to "look through" them to see the soul? If so, why are you spending so much time "looking at" the window when it's the soul you are trying to see?

Maybe it should say knickers are the door to the soul. After all, nobody wants to be knocking on a window. LOL.

I'm getting out of this boys locker room ASAP....