The angry husband stormed into the local bishop's office in Chioggia, near Venice, and demanded an explanation.

This is indeed the best bit. I can only imagine what transpired there..

Angry Husband: WTF
Bishop: I can explain.
AH: I mean seriously WTF
Bishop: We've transferred him and put him on probation.
AH: But he's a priest! WTF was he doing with my wife?
Bishop: Son, it was a terrible mistake. He committed adultery. But doesnt everybody deserve a second chance?
AH: No! I mean, he's a PRIEST. Arent you lot supposed to stick to small children?