Adey, Their are not many things you cant do with a chicken that you can do to a cow; apart from the obvious differnce in scale and anatomical layout (but that is revealing too much about my hobbies) - but in the case of the sausage its not too far fetched to construct a sausage from chicken - hell, we have chicken nuggets and if that is not seen as bizarre then a chicken sausage is not too weird by comparison. Beef wings would make me wonder and that would be wrong, flying cows would be very messy and would not like them to land on my car.

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