lol uncle ben that's so funny :)

You are portuguese if you:

2. You curse at your teachers or strangers in Portuguese
8. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house

I'll try to add some more later :)

Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ