Last night I cooked up a lovely pasta dish. LO! and behold! In the middle of the bowl was my Savior, his Holiness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. In an act of rare Divine benediction, he raised his Noodley Appendage and touched my forehead.
We had a pleasant conversation about the plight of under paid migrant laborers, abused house maids and flying Land Rovers (although He DID inform me that it is an illusion, no other deity, or quasi deity, has shown the ability to levitate inanimate objects).
I humbly requested His assistance to fix my ailing satellite connection, but was slapped by the Noodley Appendage and told "you lazy bastard, phone the Orbit dealer".
I share with you these intimate moments from my life to show you that life should not be lived by faith alone.
I walk by sight. To prove my point:
Last night I cooked up a lovely pasta dish. LO! and behold! In the middle of the bowl was my Savior, his Holiness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. In an act of rare Divine benediction, he raised his Noodley Appendage and touched my forehead.
We had a pleasant conversation about the plight of under paid migrant laborers, abused house maids and flying Land Rovers (although He DID inform me that it is an illusion, no other deity, or quasi deity, has shown the ability to levitate inanimate objects).
I humbly requested His assistance to fix my ailing satellite connection, but was slapped by the Noodley Appendage and told "you lazy bastard, phone the Orbit dealer".
I share with you these intimate moments from my life to show you that life should not be lived by faith alone.