when someone called and wouldn't answer her hello...youknow, the prank calls in the middle of the night??? She had a VERY loud whistle..the kind the PE teachers use to call the kids to class...and blew it loud as she could in the mouthpiece...needless to say..they never did call back..

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.