Did you fart?
Coz you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded?
Coz you sure are special.

My love for you is like diarrhea.
I can’t hold it.

Do you have a library card?
Coz I’d like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants?
Coz I can see myself in em.

If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I’d store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here,
But beauty’s only light switch away.

Man: “Fat Penguin!”
Woman: ‘WHAT’
I just wanted to say something to break the ice.

I know I’m not Fred Flinstone,
But I bet I can make your bed-rock

I can’t find my puppy,can you help me find him?
I think he went into the cheap motel room.

Yes your eyes are blue as a windex cleaner

If you are going to regret this in the morning,
We can sleep until afternoon.

And ….the best for last

Your face reminds me of a wrench,
Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up,