Its good to have you back. Your first assignment will be to baby sit Gypsy. She has been even more troublesome than usual in your absence. She has sawed logs, been grounded by her parents, tried to sell her parents, been drunk, down and out in Ireland, bought a new car, been in a car crash and is threatening to punch me in the face. All this has happened since you left.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about