There was this man from Rangoon
who farted and filled a baloon
It went up so high
in the middle of sky
that it straight away struck moon.

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While I sat with Pr. Arroyo at tea
She inquired "Do you fart when you pee?"
I replied "not a bit.
Do you belch when you shit?"
And I felt that was one point above QL Philipee.