you are one of the least uptight Brits I have ever met...but I'm not afraid of you clobbering me because i can hold you at arms length and you still can't touch me!! Hope you had a great walk!! Also hope you didn't eat too much curry or you will be going scurry to the nearest toilet facility!!

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.