I am Texan first, according to some...American second, so I don't do any of that silly Yank stuff...

Peeling off the loincloth...ok someone get me a cool damp cloth as Scarlett is going to swoon, as all good southern women do...

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.