I've resisted posting for a couple of days just so that I don't put my foot, closely followed by my whole leg, in my mouth!!

I will be most glad to whack you over the head with a heavy object so you can rest...or I could lend you my Benedryl...that's what finally worked last night!

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.