I will translate the "joke" for others to undertand...It goes like this:

doctor & male patient:Patient went to see a doctor for a check up.

Doctor: whats your problem?
Patient: Wanna have my "mate" checked.
Doctor: Ok,get naked, wanna see your "mate"

When doc sees his patient's "mate" as small as AAA battery he wasnt able to control his laughter!!!!!

Patient: Where's your ethics doc? you shouldnt laugh at your patient!
Doctor(tried to recover):Sorry, that will never happen again, so what seems to be the problem?
Patient: Cant you see its swollen?

NOT FUNNY....err... I think car michael had his check up yesterday at Grand Hamad, lol...peace man!!!