1. Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you.
if ur full of it its not our problemmmmm

2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
all modern fruits r being waxed to keep their freshness :P

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
if ur hot enough u can cause a global warming :)

4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
coz it makes ur life easier, nd when it runs it sounds wild :)

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
or bit lower :)

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
true but i prefer 1/1 off

8. Men are like . Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
if they mature earlier they'll stay single

9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
brit u did it ;)

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while
depends on the microwave ur using :)

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
snow storms cover and hit strongly on high mountains only
on small ones is passes by shy nd quick

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
who needs more than a lava lamp in a romantic room

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
some parking spots can fit more than one car

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