Well if you stop dating the opposite sex because they fart, then you will live alone the rest of your life!!

Ok...gas is a normal part of life, but if you can..the polite thing to do is leave the room or close vicinity, if you decide to break wind. Of course then you run the risk of having an unsuspecting victim walk full into it..so best bet is to head to the loo...

Those late night sleeper farts are killers...

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-