If I was American I would be very ashamed that my country produced such a crap propaganda service as Fox news. Therefore, I was both pleased and surprised to recently learn that I am in fact Norwegian. Although I did visit Oslo once for three days in 1993 I was not aware at that time that Norway had conferred citizenship upon me.

This information was gleaned from the excellent and highly accurate Facebook quizzes that can provide the answers to most of life's questions and dilemmas. Therefore as a Norwegian I wish to apologize for any offense caused to my Canadian friends by the crap misinformation service known as Fox News.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about