Good plan, Amnesia.

Except - Firstly the decor and music aren't to my taste, so why would I want to go. Perhaps they play music that appeals to Lebanese people as a way of attracting them? Who knows.

And secondly, as someone pointed out above, going 'to' a club is quite a different thing from going 'into' a club.

The people on the door are selective about who gets in, and who doesn't. I fought my way in to the bar at the W to meet some female friends inside and I found the whole experience humiliating and patronizing. Needless to say I won't be setting foot in the bar again.

People like me aren't wanted there, and I don't want to be there. Fine, I'm over it. I don't relish the idea of sitting in a bar full of Lebanese people, I'd rather go somewhere classy.