"Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams"
(http://www.despair.com/lithographs.html) lots of funny quotes, sarcasticlly looking at all those inspiring management posters.

"There is no I in team, but there is in win" - Will Ferrel movie.

The only free cheese is in a mouse trap - my dads favourite.

and of course;

Great minds think alike, but fools seldom differ. (English Proverb)