1) Never ask a guy..."Do I look fat in this dress?"... -Do you expect us to answer the truth, or the truth that u wanna hear? Cos to tell you the truth... even if you look like a preggy lady, we still WANT to go out with you, and spent time together.

2) Be happy if we even follow you to "buy" your cloth... don't expect too much from us though... we only have like 25 minutes of stamina to walk around the shops before we start to whine n pull our faces. Just leave us at any nearby coffee shops, and you can shop for 2-3 hours guilt-free. We don't mind... really...

3)If we want to bring you out for dinner, and we ask, "what do you feel like eating"... Just answer the DA*N question... Don't play mind games with us, cos when us men are hungry (REALLY HUNGRY), we tend to turn green...

4) When we want a quiet time alone, dun ask us, what u did wrong... sometimes guys just want to be alone for a while... cos if u kept on asking, it could turn ugly, ended up fighting for no reason at all...

5) We never compare you with a Porche, Lambo, or even Ferrari... so dun compare us with ur dad...

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"An eye for an eye, and soon the whole world is blind." - Mahatma Gandhi