This guy is in the desert riding around on a camel and has been lost for weeks on end. With plenty of water and food, the only thing that he is lacking is sex and he's as horny as hell.
After a couple more days, he is unable to bear it any longer and tries to have a go at the camel, but every time he tries to mount at the rear, the camel walks forward.
He tries 3 times with no success and gets pissed off and climbs back on the camel's back and rides off.

After a week he tries again, but to no avail. Two days later he sees a mirage - a gorgeous woman lying naked tied to stakes in the ground. He can't believe his luck when he realizes that it's not a mirage. He jumps off the camel whips out his knife and runs to the woman.

"Oh mister, please untie me and I will do anything for you. ANYTHING!!" Before you could say "Mount a camel" he has the woman untied.

"What can I do for you?" she asked.

"Oh, please...." he says as he walks to the back of the camel, "Hold this fu**ing camel steady for me".

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