all in good humour..have tried to translate to the best of my ability..

Provocation, Irritation, Aggravation & Frustration:

One of the frequent questions asked by students of psychology is:

"Please explain the connection between Provocation, Irritation, Aggravation
and Frustration?"

The following explains it:

One day Parvez Musharraf, who has a business of selling Iron rods, was sitting in office and got a call from
Vajpayee : "SARIYA HAI?" ( Do you have iron rod ? )
Parvez: "HAI." ( Yes )
Vajpayee: "PEECHE Ghusa LE (Shove it up)"
and then he disconnected the call.

This is Provocation!

Again on the next day Parvez got a call.
Vajpayee: "SARIYA HAI?"
Parvez (trying to be smart): "NAHI HAI" ( No )
Vajpayee: "PEECHE GHUSA DIA KYA?" ( Have you shoved it up ? )
and then he disconnected the call.

This is Irritation!

On the third day again Parvez got the call from
Atal Bihari Vajpayee: "SARIYA HAI?"
Parvez (trying to be over-smart): "HAI BHI OR NAHI BHI" ( It's there and it's not there )
Vajpayee: "ANDER BAHAR KAR RAHA HAI KYA?" ( You shoving it in & out ? )
and he disconnects the call.

This is Aggravation!

The next day Parvez thinks of taking revenge... so he calls up Atal Bihari.

Parvez: "SARIYA HAI?"
Vajpayee: "KYON? PEECHE DALNA HAI KYA?" ( Do you want it to shove it up ? )
This is Frustration!