No, no, you do the Desperate European Housewives a great disservice. I am offended on their behalf. There is plenty of exercise to be had in taking stray cats to the vet for spaying and neutering or "volunteering" for the latest feel-good cause.

Carrying the catbox from the car to the door in these temperatures takes its toll you know.

We speak up for the disenfranchised, but who will be brave enough to speak up for these poor Ladies of independently wealthy means?