If Football was religion,

God = Dennis Bergkamp
Jesus = David Villa
The Holy Spirit = Pele

Disciples

Simon - Zidane
Andrew - Johan Cruijff
James - David Beckham
John - C. Ronaldo
Philip - Nwanko Kanu
Bartholomew - Stoichkov
Thomas - Platini
Matthew - Davor Suker
James son of Alphaeus - Michael Laudrup
Thaddaeus - Van Der Sar (keeper)
Simon the Zealot - Maradonna

Judas Iscariot - ADRIAN *sniff* MUTU *sniff*