MD,

Im not sure if they are professionals.

I came with flu to Hamad hospital.

"Where are you from?"
"Spanish"
"Have you been in Spain recently?"
"yes, two weeks ago"

Wait a minute....
(after 45 minutes)

"Do you know there were confirmed cases in Spain?"
"Yes, I read newspapers"
"Do you have fever?"
"yes"
"do you have nausea?"
"yes"
"do you feel tired?"
"yes"

Wait a minute...
(after 45 minutes)

"We think it is not swine flu, go home!"

Not a blood test, not a temperature test...

At least the nurse was very nice :)

War looking for peace,
is like fornication looking for virginity.