Thank you all for your fantastic feedback on our service.
Our online banking system Requires A Windows operating system for the following reasons:
1)It is the most widley used OS on the market.
2)Apple sucks
3)Linux Sucks
4)We get money from microsoft because they love us
As for our so called Ex-Customer... once you have been assimilated then all resistance is futile. We-Are-HSBC, you-are-Customer.
Regarding the Double Charging on Credit card Payments. You are Rich enough to have a Credit Card, you are rich enough to pay double once in a while. This system (lets us refer to it as Robin Hood v1.1) is a tried and tested method for stealing from the rich and giving to lining of our pockets.
drsam, carefull... They might be on to you. Don't make me Deactivate your chip.
Mandi... If we give you too much money, then that is a genuine error which must be corrected at OUR earliest convenience and hold the right to withdraw from your account said error, with interest (Rever to Robin Hood v1.1).
PM, your first mistake was returning, your second was not reading the small print we rob people i mean we aquire what is required for the world local bank.
Mary... I dissagree, for reason i will get into right now. As Follows:
1) i dissagree
2) robin hood v1.1
Thank you all for your kind attention.
and who loves you?
Thank you all for your fantastic feedback on our service.
Our online banking system Requires A Windows operating system for the following reasons:
1)It is the most widley used OS on the market.
2)Apple sucks
3)Linux Sucks
4)We get money from microsoft because they love us
As for our so called Ex-Customer... once you have been assimilated then all resistance is futile. We-Are-HSBC, you-are-Customer.
Regarding the Double Charging on Credit card Payments. You are Rich enough to have a Credit Card, you are rich enough to pay double once in a while. This system (lets us refer to it as Robin Hood v1.1) is a tried and tested method for stealing from the rich and giving to lining of our pockets.
drsam, carefull... They might be on to you. Don't make me Deactivate your chip.
Mandi... If we give you too much money, then that is a genuine error which must be corrected at OUR earliest convenience and hold the right to withdraw from your account said error, with interest (Rever to Robin Hood v1.1).
PM, your first mistake was returning, your second was not reading the small print
we rob peoplei mean we aquire what is required for the world local bank.Mary... I dissagree, for reason i will get into right now. As Follows:
1) i dissagree
2) robin hood v1.1
Thank you all for your kind attention.
and who loves you?
HSBC LOVES YOU