Here are your alternatives:

Drink Gin and lots of it.
Bungee Jumping for the Over 60s - Ritz carlton - every Friday. Why not join us and help push em off?
Be obnoxious on QL - get loads of friends that way!I give free tips!
Get a Dog - I did! Call Qaws.
Shop! Its fabulous fun - louis vuitton is to die for!If u r a Bachaelor though - no chance!
Get a Dog.
Did I mention Drink Gin and lots of it?

Hic! Back to the Gin! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!