Sonaam, you could then give it back to Malrat who could then give it again to the ungateful and original recipient, it could then go round in a circle until we all get dizzy.

Do you ever get presents that you are sure the giver received themselves as a present - I'm sure there are lonely objects like that floating round the world destined to be unwrapped and wrapped again and again...

Now here's your part of the deal, cuz. Lay the secret on me of Man's Red Fire.