An englishman an irishman and a scotsman were in the sweltering desert
walking around looking desperatly for something to eat and drink,
when, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared.
The englishman caught the camel and spluttered I support "Liverpool,
so I suppose I better eat the liver."
The scotsman immediately shouted, "Well I support Hearts so I'll eat
the heart."
And then the rather mentally challenged irishman said, "I support
Arsenal, but I don't feel hungry any more."