Your brain is rotten due to overage dude :)
Maybe you do have experience with various animals, or in front of the TV :)
So don't compare your stupid experiences with mine. Maybe according to your standards the ones you met are all top-models. But for my standards they would be just characters from the movie planet of the apes :)
So cool down. I did no insult to you in my previous massages. If you want to go that way i can do that too.