a man arrived home late night and asked his wife to bring hiim a glass of water... while she brought water the husband fell asleep, so she stood beside him with the glass of water in hand...
when husband wake up in the morning, he come to know his wife stood beside whole night waiting him...

he said, 'Honey: you are so nice, tell me what you need, i m gonna fulfill ur every wish'

wife replied: 'divorce me'... :D