LOL!!!!!!!

Brit and Drac - I will give you a position!

Brit - you manage the husbands' blood pressure when the Mums are out shopping.

Drac - you can entertain the kids but make sure they won't wake up in the night with nightmares from trips to cemeteries and blood banks.

Now I just need a PA.... Hmmm.....

(No wk, NO chance! ;P)