It is all part and parcel of living out of our own countries. I love the little foibles and intricacies of living in the middle east.

Punctuarist.... Got to be one of everyones favourites.
Saloons... Yeah try walking into one of them with your shooter strapped to your leg and asking for a bottle of mash.
Bruce Lee Sanitary Wares.... Know where it is?
Cartoons.... It's a box.
Traffic lights... No, let's not get into that one.
Pearl Roundabout... Every country has one.
Be Care of Your Head... Another favourite.
Backside of you... One for the Panto season. "He's behind you".

I could go on and on and on...