Two Indian one Sardar jee and one keralite, were sitting on a bench on the corniche and said to each other, lets play I spy with my little eye.

Now we all know that people from Kerala are majority in the Middleast and are very clever witty etc etc,

So the Keralite goes says first and says I spy with my little eye some thing beginning with D. Sardar jee say thats easy. Its a Dhow! correct say the Keralite.

Now its sardar jee turn, I spy with my little eye something beginning with V.

The clever Keralite is puzzled, looks around every where and cannot see any thing in his sight that begins with the letter V.

After a hour looking around and not being able to figure out a word beginning with V he gives up.

So the Sardar jee calmly replies V for Vimin! Look how many of them walking on the corniche!!!

We men cannot keep these Vimin out of head.spot on Tcom