Gerard is the iconic French male, so he fits my QL name best. I tried Sarkozy's pick for a while, but he's too political and I'm not a fan of his politics. Gerard's fairly neutral and still recognizable. Although I am surprised more people don't recognize him--I even had a few PMs warning me not to post my own photo.

Don't blame you for not wanting to be a mod. It's a thankless job, but I am glad some are willing to do it.