That would be you.  I called Audi and all they did was laugh when I told them that the self-proclaimed "Sultan of Doha" was bad-mouthing Audi on QL.  They laughed.  I also forwarded the link of this thread to a Qatari friend and colleague.  He didn't laugh and was pretty irritated someone would purposely fake a Qatari royal identity and then behave so badly.  Can't blame him.