Rizks was walking to the post office when britexpat came up to him and said "Hello Rizks, How’s your dog? I saw him yesterday chasing an old man on a bike."

"Oh" said Rizks "That could NOT have been my dog"

"Oh, why not?" replied britexpat "I’m pretty sure it was your dog"

"Well" stated Rizks smiling "my dog doesn’t ride a bike"