Yes I would. If I could, I surely would. I'd rather be a hammer than a nail, yes I would. Awaayy I'd rather sail awayyy, like a swan, that's here and gone.

Oops, got carried away with the song.

But the question is, would the female counterpart then want to date the male me? Or is there a criteria as to WHAT kind of male I would be? Okay, this is confusing.