MOTHER-"DEAR SON FOR U THIS IS THE FST DAY IN SCHOOL,SO SPEAK SWEETLY THERE.
SON REACHED SCHOOL
TEACHER-"WOT IS UR NAME"
SON-MY NAME IS "GULAB JAMUN"
TEACHER- WOT IS UR MOTHER'S NAME
SON-"BURFI DEVI"
TEACHER-WOT IS UR FATHER'S NAME?
SON-"IMARTI LAL.
TEACHER-OH I C NOW U DON NEED TO TELL ME UR ADDRESS I GOT ITS "MITHAI KA DABBA"