1.Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
2.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
3.If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
4.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
5.Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
6.Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies Wake up every two hours?
7.If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
8.Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
9.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?
10.Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
So true.... :)
Ok just to emphasis on that a little bit more.
1.Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
2.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
3.If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
4.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
5.Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
6.Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies Wake up every two hours?
7.If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
8.Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
9.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?
10.Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
I wonder Y? :D