Did jesus or mohammed ever tell a joke?

Platao36
By Platao36

I decided to use Adey suggestion to create this topic:

"the book 'The Name of the Rose' by Umberto Ecco - there a special council of Franciscan monks was set up to debate the poverty of jesus (based on fact I believe) entilted 'Did jesus own a purse?'
So using the bible, Qu'ran and hadiths could we have a debate on 'Did jesus or mohammed ever tell a joke?' and "What was it?'"

Lets debate it ;)

By Oryx• 26 Sep 2008 23:49
Oryx

of course look at the prototype model that was made: MEN - glad they reached perfection on the second model! LOL

By Platao36• 26 Sep 2008 22:37
Platao36

mrdesign: lol

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

By adey• 26 Sep 2008 22:29
Rating: 3/5
adey

:)

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

By mr-design• 26 Sep 2008 21:39
Rating: 4/5
mr-design

as thay are human being like us, thay must have a sense of humor.

and their sense of humor were wonderful and real.

Prophet Mohammad (salaa allah alaihe wasallam) was having very nice sense of humor and it was wonderful,

he used to make real jokes without Lies or bad words he always telling his firends and us to keep smiling and to be happy when we r with outher people.

this is one joke from Prophet Mohammad (salaa allah alaihe wasallam)

an old women (Over 70 years old) came to Prophet Mohammad (salaa allah alaihe wasallam) while he was setting with his friends and she Asked him

old women said " would Allah(God) Accepting me to enter the Haven(Paradise) as what I am now.

Prophet said " Sure No " then said " no Old people in Haven(Paradise)

but befor the old women became Shocked and she was Near to slap her Face.... Prophet Mohammad (salaa allah alaihe wasallam) start laughing....

the old women asked him u make joke on me or is it real and way u r laughing.

Prophet said " as u r , you will not enter the Haven(Paradise), because all the people Who will enter the Haven(Paradise), Allah(God) will Return them to their Youth age and in their wonderful look, and u will be youth if u enter the Haven not old women.

then she start laughing and all his friends start laughing.

Don`t Love me be my friend

By Platao36• 26 Sep 2008 20:11
Platao36

MD: Yes it is, and if something is really needed in this world is a great sense of humour from everybody, :)

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

By anonymous• 26 Sep 2008 20:07
anonymous

it's healthy, for sure, Platoon.

By Scarlett• 26 Sep 2008 20:07
Scarlett

the more the merrier!!

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.

By Platao36• 26 Sep 2008 20:06
Platao36

Scarlett: Would be a pleasure, maybe when i go there with my love, laughing makes time to run faster ;) ;)

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

By Scarlett• 26 Sep 2008 20:04
Scarlett

if you ever meet me in person, I will probably have you laughing from the time I introduce myself to you until we leave. Ask Winn...his ribs are probably STILL hurting from laughing at me at the farm.

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.

By Platao36• 26 Sep 2008 19:59
Platao36

Scarlett: Me and MD like make people laugh, :)

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

By Platao36• 26 Sep 2008 19:58
Platao36

No, i know Brian was representing Jesus, but like he was saying all movie that he wasn't the messiah and i remember he talking at a spot where others were talking and some references showed that he wasn't Jesus:

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

By Scarlett• 26 Sep 2008 19:55
Scarlett

I love Monty Python..

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.

By anonymous• 26 Sep 2008 19:52
anonymous

No, Brian was Jesus. I think you really misunderstood the whole movie.

By Platao36• 26 Sep 2008 19:47
Platao36

No, Brian was in the cruce next to him ;)

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

By anonymous• 26 Sep 2008 19:44
anonymous

Platao, that was "Prian", you fool, not Jesus.

By Platao36• 26 Sep 2008 19:25
Platao36

Never forget Jesus message: Always look at the bright side of life.

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

By Scarlett• 26 Sep 2008 19:20
Scarlett

only thing funnier is camels..or ducks..

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.

By anonymous• 26 Sep 2008 18:30
anonymous

Even they way people mate is funny, Scarlett. Isn't it?

By Scarlett• 26 Sep 2008 18:27
Scarlett

they probably BOTH had a wonderful sense of humor but how would it look for a prophet/savior to be able to make people laugh AND share the word of God/Allah? Most likely not too good, so us being humans, took out the human side of each of them and put it into writing that they were always serious....

However..if you ever wonder about God/Allah having a sense of humor..just take a look at how He put together the giraffee...and it will remove all doubt!!

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.

By Platao36• 26 Sep 2008 17:24
Platao36

Ok, thks :)

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

By adey• 26 Sep 2008 17:01
Rating: 2/5
adey

&feature=related

Probably plato, but this is a better copy.

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

By Platao36• 26 Sep 2008 16:50
Platao36

U mean this:

;)

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

By adey• 26 Sep 2008 16:43
Rating: 2/5
adey

the best jokes of all time, I mean they have to be, right?

I mean how can someone who is not a prophet have a better sense of humour?

Kind of like the joke developed by the British Army during WW2 that if heard you would die laughing - was very effective on the front lines - killed whole battalions of Nazi troops and won the war for the Allies.

Will post proof later

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

By Platao36• 26 Sep 2008 16:40
Platao36

Md: Lol, he didn't wanted people to have faces deformed, so, both faces should be slapped ;)

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

By labda06• 26 Sep 2008 16:31
labda06

I don't think Jesus made any hahaha jokes. But the parables he told when discussed quite often show his wit, no?

Just my opinion, He does come across as quite serious but I think He had a sense of humour. In His own quiet sort of way.

------------Virgos dont like chaos, gerrit? ----------

By anonymous• 26 Sep 2008 16:24
anonymous

Ok, platao, here is a joke: Jesus said, if someone slabs you on your right cheek offer him your left cheek, too. I think, that's a great joke. Ha ha.

By Platao36• 26 Sep 2008 16:21
Platao36

MD: Lol, my intention is to make people have a laugh discussing this not to foment discussion but just to makes us all have fun :)

Adey: Thanks :)

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

By adey• 26 Sep 2008 16:01
Rating: 5/5
adey

That's why I said you were free to start this topic, as I didn't want to.

But in your defence and to make a point to the nay sayers - it is posted in the right section ie Politics, culture and religion section.- no one is forcing you to post here, yet you did, not a subject for you, then fine.

Peace

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

By someonenew• 26 Sep 2008 15:37
someonenew

Oh Please not again! Why dont u just google it? You can get lots of answers ther.

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

By anonymous• 26 Sep 2008 15:30
anonymous

Hi, plato. You know, this thread could turn out really nasty, for example, if I said: Everything Jesus said is a joke. That's why we better shouldn't start it, brother.

By Platao36• 26 Sep 2008 15:25
Platao36

lol MD

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

By anonymous• 26 Sep 2008 15:18
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Let's not debate it!

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